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What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

13.06.2025 17:58

What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?

Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.

{RING} {RING}

How can I be okay with being ugly? What is the bright side?

Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??

I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.

Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.

Why The Simpsons stopped producing Maude Flanders episodes?

I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.

Yes sir it is.

Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?

Is Daenerys Targaryen really the most beautiful woman, or is everyone saying that just to flatter her?

Sure no problem officer.

After a few moments he returns.

Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?

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I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.

ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?

Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.

Has a cop ever said something to you which was completely unexpected?

HELLO

No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.